ProTip: Check For Milk THEN Pour Cereal [Buffounary]

Last night I went to sushi with Emily and some friends in Venice. We split a magnum of sake, followed by a post-sushi drink. After my third amyl nitrate jello shot, Emily decided enough was enough.

They make your butt-hole loose :)

Naturally, the first thing I wanted when we got home was a bowl of cereal. The following picture should explain better than I can.

I'm kinda proud of my drunken thought process, it perfectly preserved my last bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats. It's like that bug trapped in the amber in Jurassic Park. Don't feed the raptors!I can't wait to get milk...