Friday, January 23, 2009

More Like Drunky LaBeouf [Slow News Day]

Ruminate on this for a minute.

This is LaBeouf walking home from a liquor store, walking, because his license is suspended. Douche. He clearly isn't buying booze, unless Arizona Tea makes schnapps now. There really couldn't be a better way to divert attention away from your face. Bravo, Shia.

You may also notice the plastic bag wrapped around his hand. This is either to protect his injured lady-slapper or to stave off the compulsive masturbation. I have it on good authority (read:mine) that he can't stop. Stay strong!!

[via The Superficial]