Ironic Apparel

I got this shirt in the mail yesterday.
This shirt wins for the following reasons:
- It's ironic.
- It's true.
- It's slightly pretentious.
- For every shirt purchased a Nigerian child gets his wings.

Clearly, I was expecting tons of praise for my hilarious choice in clothing.

"OMG your shirt!! Let me touch it!"

So far, this is all I've gotten:

Cool face...Rosie

If I don't get some legitimate praise soon I'm gonna set this bitch on fire. I mean Michael, not my shirt or my office...that would be silly.