Whilst browsing various trashy blogs, similar to this one, I discovered not one, but TWO counts of theft. I'm choosing to ignore the fact that their posts went live about an hour before mine, but still!
He Does What?!
More Like Drunky LaBeouf
I am going to pat myself on the back though for coming up with a nearly identical title as WWTDD on the Obama Fistgate. That immediately got negated because of the fact that the WWTDD guy is a much funnier writer. Nonetheless, I still rule.
they do WHAT?
shia, wtf are you doing?
Please resist the urge to read this man's blog rather than mine.
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Friday, January 23, 2009
More Like Drunky LaBeouf [Slow News Day]
Ruminate on this for a minute.
This is LaBeouf walking home from a liquor store, walking, because his license is suspended. Douche. He clearly isn't buying booze, unless Arizona Tea makes schnapps now. There really couldn't be a better way to divert attention away from your face. Bravo, Shia.
You may also notice the plastic bag wrapped around his hand. This is either to protect his injured lady-slapper or to stave off the compulsive masturbation. I have it on good authority (read:mine) that he can't stop. Stay strong!!
[via The Superficial]
This is LaBeouf walking home from a liquor store, walking, because his license is suspended. Douche. He clearly isn't buying booze, unless Arizona Tea makes schnapps now. There really couldn't be a better way to divert attention away from your face. Bravo, Shia.You may also notice the plastic bag wrapped around his hand. This is either to protect his injured lady-slapper or to stave off the compulsive masturbation. I have it on good authority (read:mine) that he can't stop. Stay strong!!
[via The Superficial]
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