The Cat's Got It Better Than Me [Funemployment]

After the Bonnie Hunt show today, I started getting kind of antsy. I stepped out on the balcony and spotted my cat having the time of his life. It's cold and rainy out, I don't have a job, and Bonnie Hunt won't be back on until tomorrow at noon! But Mark (that's his Hebrew name), is livin' it up.

"Why are you doing this?"

Aside from having my entire apartment to scratch to hell, he also has a Condo. CONDO! It looks more comfortable than my bed. Did I mention it's filled with catnip? That would be like living inside a cocaine laced Snuggie.

Relatively speaking, I'm pretty sure Mark has more room in his condo than I do in my apartment.

Are you kidding me?! I have to take a good 10 steps to take a shit, Mark just has to roll over. It really couldn't get any worse.

I recant that last statement. I'm not so much angry at Mark, just jealous. On the plus side, he doesn't have thumbs.

Ninja Monday [Read: Black]

In case you haven't heard yet, the economy basically took a big shit on all of us today.

Kind of like this, but firmer, and the baby is America.

Amidst all this chaos, the human spirit prevailed. Specifically, the part of the human spirit that loves to see animals do cute things. As far as I'm concerned, this is the best thing that happened today.



We clearly can't trust cats anymore. Then this happened, and kind of frightened me.



Who is breeding these super-pets? If somehow this dog met that cat up there, and by some freakish lapse in logic and science, they mated--

I don't even want to think about it. It's like imagining McCain winning, nothing good will come of it.

In other news: I'm still at work. Go team!

Fuck You, HP [Slow News Day]

Today is such a slow news day, this video is literally the most important thing online right now.

Not Pictured: Before the cat attacks,
the printer shoots out a big picture of a middle finger.

Cats are awesome.

Oh, if you didn't already know, the world hasn't blown up...yet. For real time updates of said apocalypse navigate over yonder.

Despite its infuriatingly long URL, it's well worth it.