Your Favorite Newest Internet Celebrity

MissRFTC is a "woman" from Silver Lake. Before the earthquake this morning she had 80 followers on Twitter, now she has over 500. What happened between then and now? This:

I wish I could say this was the first time I had vagina envy.

What will she do with her new found internet fame? More importantly, why am I so pissed that all it took was one tweet about her hoo-hah to make this "chick" so damn important. If you couldn't tell from my cynical use of quotes, "her" gender is still in qustion. I'll be lauging so hard when all you bastards realize this is just some viral marketing campaign for the new Mummy movie.

"My vagina hurts."

Update: