Your Favorite Cracked JesusPhone

Not in the good way.

Not Pictured: Phone's owner attempting suicide.

The problem seems to be affecting only white (read: lame) iPhones. Some would say this is unacceptable. People are paying $200-$300 for a product that they expect to be flawless. Others, like myself, think this is the universe punishing people with poor taste.

[Picture via CrunchGear]