Me Wanty [Footwear Edition]

Not Pictured: The avalanche of poon tang that comes with these.

These bad boys are the newest creation from Nike. If there was every any proof of the existence of God, this is it. They're called Hyperdunk 2015's, any self-respecting movie nerd will immediately get the reference. As for the rest of you, too bad.



Geek's everywhere have been clamoring for something like this for nearly 20 years. Personally, I would make sweet, sweet love to these--hey, I wonder if that's how I got that case of athlete's foot...

A few of the geekier touches include:

The midsole has a pink and green hoverboard design, and if you lift it out, there's a flux capacitor logo underneath it on the heel. The tongue of the shoe has orange/red Back to the Future arrows, and three dates and times as they might appear on the Flux capacitor's controller: November 12 (the day the clock was struck by lightning), and two October days, partially obscured by a graphic.

I don't know where or how to get a pair of these, but some day, they will be mine.

[Via Gizmodo]